SpongeBob and Patrick then invite Squidward to join the club, but now he refuses. Watch with Prime Buy HD $2.99 SpongeBob and Patrick: [they jump but they stop in midair] The Magic Conch! [shakes his butt in SpongeBob's face] If you had listened to me, you'd have food, shelter, and a roaring fire. Smoked sausages! Magic Conch: Yes. Patrick: The shell has spoken! [takes off his hat and starts to climb up the "Clubhouse"] Why, you should be begging me to join! ; Ambiguously Evil: Considering that the Magic Conch Shell is supportive of Spongebob and Patrick, and that its command to do … [he reveals himself after he cuts through the kelp. [SpongeBob and Patrick wave at Squidward who starts crying] Nancy: Whoa! I was already here! A stick is thrown at Patrick's head. SpongeBob and Patrick: [they do the victory screech again] Chronology [laughs again. Hello?! SpongeBob and Patrick: [clink glasses] To the club! Squidward: Everything sure looks delicious. Then how about the soup? Because your club president is a shell! This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Club SpongeBob" from season three, which aired on July 12, 2002. Squidward: [asks excitedly with a grin on his face] Can I have something to eat? Again! Squidward: [growls] I can't believe you two are gonna take advice from a toy! SpongeBob: No, it's not, Squidward. You can't get in! SpongeBob: Come on, guys, we're gonna be fine! The Magic Conch Shell! Magic Conch: No. I am hungry. Spongebob and Patrick build a small clubhouse in a tree - when Squidward wants to join their club, he literally doesn't "fit" in./SpongeBob finds a stray sea horse and adopts it. SpongeBob and Patrick: [giggling] [presses the "Drop the Load" button. Season №: All Rights Reserved. [vacuums in the sandwich and burps] Sorry, Squidward. SpongeBob and Patrick consult their magic ball for directions while Squidward tries to make it home on his own. [laughs again] [takes Magic Conch] Could I have something to eat? SpongeBob SquarePants is an American animated television series created by marine biologist and animator, Stephen Hillenburg for Nickelodeon.The series is set in the fictional underwater city of Bikini Bottom, and centers on the adventures and endeavors of SpongeBob SquarePants, an over-optimistic sea sponge that annoys other characters. (UGH): It is prehistoric Bikini Bottom, and we spend a day in the life of SpongeGar, Patar, and Squog. There's no way out! Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. [gets to the floor but the stalk snaps and the stalk holding up the "Clubhouse" flings back very fast and the "Clubhouse" flies off it. SpongeBob and Patrick eat. SpongeBob and Patrick: Whoo-hoo! SpongeBob: Wey, wook. "SpongeBob SquarePants" Club SpongeBob/My Pretty Seahorse (TV Episode 2002) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. In the end, Squidward is driven crazy and joins their club just to get out of the woods alive. List of episode transcripts This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Club SpongeBob" from Season 3, which aired on July 12, 2002. Ask it something! Lucinamay 9675. Patrick: [whispering] Maybe he's not a brother. I don't need your help. Squidward marches in circles while SpongeBob and Patrick wait leisurely for the magic ball’s instructions. Squidward: What's that supposed to be? Club Spongebob contains examples of:. My favorite! "Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm" October 12, 2001 N/A 41a "The Algae's Always Greener" … When Squidward happens by they tell him he can’t join the club because he wouldn’t fit in. Club SpongeBob: SpongeBob and Patrick build a small clubhouse in a tree and get inside. July 12, 2002See more... September 2, 2003 January 1, 2009 [stirs the pan] As if the answers to all your problems will fall right out of the sky! Lucinamay 9675. SonicSatamrules122 Nov 11, 2017. Squidward: Shut your half-wit pieholes! Patrick: Ohhh! Stuck... in the middle of nowhere... with SpongeBob and Patrick! [The episode starts with Squidward leaving his house on a bicycle while he hums a tune.] Frank: Make a wish, honey. Squidward: Could I have something to eat? Squidward: There's my hat... and there's that, and here we go. Squidward: [becomes annoyed] Could I have anything to eat? I'm still part of the club, right? [Squidward shakes his head uncontrollably.] SpongeBob: And besides, we have this! Spongebob and Patrick build a small clubhouse in a tree - when Squidward wants to join their club, he literally doesn't "fit" in./SpongeBob finds a stray sea horse and adopts it. Squidward: [growls again] All right, all right, all right! The airplane drops picnic supplies to where SpongeBob and Patrick are] Whoo-hoo-hoo! Squidward: No?! Episode №: [laughs] Fall right out of the sky! [victory screech] My Pretty Seahorse: It's spring in Bikini Bottom and SpongeBob finds a wild seahorse and decides to keep her. SpongeBob: Squidward, are you all right? Squidward: Yeah. Credits Squidward: What? [laughing. SpongeBob: We can't tell you 'cause you're not a member of the club. (Sponge, Pat, and Squidward’s prehistoric alter-egos.) The series chronicles the exploits and adventures of the title character and his various friends in the fictional underwater city of Bikini Bottom. That didn't just happen. [sits down with SpongeBob, Patrick, and the Kelp Forest Ranger] The pair is fearful that Mr.… Whoo! Pissed, Squidward insists on joining the club. Magic Conch: No. Club SpongeBob: SpongeBob and Patrick build a small clubhouse in a tree and get inside. Why-y-y-y?! [walks away from Patrick] And do you know why, SpongeBob? [starts riding his bicycle to work and passes a tall piece of stalk with a treehouse on top of it with SpongeBob and Patrick in it] The upcoming thirteenth season of SpongeBob SquarePants. Squidward: Umm...uh..yeah? [pulls out a Magic Conch Shell] You mean like this?! Squidward: Could I have something to eat? What do you mean no? Welcome to our club! Patrick: [sticks his head out of the "Clubhouse" and talks to Squidward] Squidward, you and your nose will definitely not fit in! 9:23. Watch Now . Kelp Forest Ranger: My conch told me to come save you guys. Squidward, still dumbstruck, moves in between them] They laugh and Squidward goes to them] Watch Now . 3 I wonder what's on the menu for Club Squidward tonight? SpongeBob: Squidward? Now, when SpongeBob and Patrick are drinking, SpongeBob is drinking a can of soda and Patrick is drinking a bottle of ketchup. SpongeBob and Patrick: [singing] Welcome to our club! SpongeBob SquarePants » SpongeBob SquarePants #303 - Club SpongeBob released by United Plankton Pictures on July 12, 2002. Welcome Squidward! Welcome Squidward! [mimics the victory screech, weakly] Now, uh, if you'll excuse me... [runs to the table with all the food] All right... What shall I eat first? General Already the Case: When Squidward bemoans being stuck in the Kelp Forest with SpongeBob and Patrick, they remark it could be worse; he could be bald and have a big nose.Of course, Squidward already has both of those. Club SpongeBob & Other Episodes was a Cartoon Paradise volume featuring two SpongeBob SquarePants episodes, two Invader Zim episodes, two The Fairly OddParents episodes and four ChalkZone episodes. I have been stranded out here for weeks with-with-with these two barnacle heads and their Magic Conch Shell! Next SpongeBob SquarePants 239 Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm. "My Pretty Seahorse" On June 15, 2019, Vincent Waller confirmed with the Club SpongeBob Wiki and NickALive that Season 13 is coming.2 Summary: Club SpongeBob: SpongeBob and Patrick's club is too small for Squidward... literally. SpongeBob, Patrick, and Kelp Forest Ranger: All hail the Magic Conch! List of episode transcripts Reply. That is just a stupid toy! [walks over to Patrick] How about you, Patrick? We gotta drop the load! You can't join! “Club Spongebob” (Season 3, Episode 2) At its core, Spongebob is a tribute to the power of optimism and that is never displayed more clearly than in this episode, where Spongebob and Patrick form a club that blindly follows the Magic Conch, which is essentially a magic 8-ball that is … SpongeBob: Oh, Magic Conch Shell, what do we need to do to get out of the Kelp Forest? I'm hopelessly lost! He then rides past a tall tree, at the top of which is a small box where SpongeBob and Patrick are sitting and giggling profusely. Patrick: Maybe we should ask the shell if he's okay. SpongeBob and Patrick: [laughs] [Squidward grunts as he tries to get in the "Clubhouse"] [gasps] Oh! Squidward: All hail the magic conch! Which way do I go? [pulls the string attached to the Magic Conch] Patrick: Ready! SpongeBob: It's a gift from the Magic Conch. [victory screech. Squidward is putting a pan over a fire] How's it going over there at Club Shell-for-Brains? 9:50. SpongeBob: Well, since you're here, Squidward, we'll give you the new member initiation. Kelp Forest Ranger: Magic... Conch Shell? Magic Conch: No. And... and-and-and-and-and after all, the-the club's gotta stick together, and I-I mean... you know, I-I, um... [stammers] [While he is saying all this, SpongeBob is eating a cookie and is drinking a glass of orange juice] https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Club_SpongeBob/transcript?oldid=3284828. [Scene starts with Squidward leaving his house on a bicycle while he hums a tune.] Patrick: All right! "Club Spongebob" (Season 3, Episode 42a) SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward get stuck in a treehouse then accidentally launch themselves into another part of the ocean where they get stranded. ... Anti-Boredom Club SpongeBob. Episode Article: Club SpongeBob Characters. Squidward: [sneers] While trying to escape, they accidentally launch themselves out into the woods. SpongeBob and Patrick: Squidward! Squidward runs around the "Clubhouse"] Mr. Krabs enlists SpongeBob and Patrick to paint his home in Season 3's "Wet Painters." Squidward stares shockingly. He goes toward the light] I'm free! The Loud House – New Episodes. SpongeBob: [gasps] Squidward, we must never question the wisdom of the Magic Conch. People like this episode because it is very funny, the magic conch shell is hilarious. Squidward: Huh? The three of them are squeezed inside a tiny space-SpongeBob and Patrick literally meant that Squidward wouldn’t fit in. Club Spongebob is the series’ most perfect episode. Kelp Forest Ranger: [offscreen] Hello? [pulls out a conch shell] This copyrighted conch is the cornerstone of our organization. He starts screaming] Can't join! Ohhh... [falls on the ground] there's no way out of here. Magic Conch: No. [spots a bug running around so he steps on it] Ah... [puts the bug on the pan and walks over to SpongeBob and waves the pan over his nose] Doesn't that smell good, SpongeBob? [smells them but Patrick sucks them in and Squidward's nose too. The spaghetti, the turkey, the soup, the canned meat? Club Spongebob (2002) Season 3 Episode 42A Production Number: 5572-192- SpongeBob SquarePants Cartoon Episode Guide by Dave Koch BCDB Rating: " Club Spongebob " … Nick Lift Your Gift Contest with Golmaal Jr. Watch Now . The episode opens with SpongeBob and Patrick in their club in a tree house, seemingly taunting Squidward because he can’t get in. Reply. In this episode, SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward are flung into the Kelp Forest. Squidward: There's my hat... and there's that, and here we go. Pissed, Squidward insists on joining the club. [they sit down doing nothing. Kelp Forest Ranger: [we see Squidward in the background looking unhappy] All right, Magic Conch... what do we do now? Magic Conch: No. [SpongeBob shrugs. The conch is the one who gave us this banquet. SpongeBob eats two hamburgers. N/A Squidward: [growls] This video is… [Squidward prepares to eat but SpongeBob and Patrick pull the table away and block it] The Bully/Just One Bite He gasps and sees SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward dirty] Do you folks need some help? It has all the elements of a great Spongebob episode: an outrageous premise, classic jokes, a satisfyingly goofy twist at the end and Squidward being driven so crazy by Spongebob and Patrick that he’ll eventually need a therapist—or a straitjacket. Spongebob decides to adopt a wild seahorse. Squidward: Uh, hey, uh, SpongeBob... that sure is a lot of food you got there. SpongeBob B.C. No, no, no, stop, please, please! Ask it something! I-I love this, uh, piece of plastic. [sees light] Huh? Squidward: [dumbstruck] Abra. The episode begins with Squidward leaving his house and riding his bicycle to work. You could be bald and have a big nose. Squidward: [chuckles] Hey, y-you guys have it all wrong. Squidward: Oh, what do you two zeros know about fitting in? Watch Now . Nick Lift Your Gift Contest with Rudra. When Squidward tries to gain access to Spongebob and Patrick's "secret" club, the three of them end up stranded in the woods. Oh, yeah! What does it take to be a member, besides being a moron? SpongeBob: [gasps] Squidward, are you questioning the authority of the Magic Conch? It could be worse. [starts walking away in the Kelp Forest] But don't you two sad clowns come crying to me when your circus tent comes crashing down! Lucinamay 9675. [Squidward continues screaming. SpongeBob: Magic Conch Shell, will I ever get married? Watch Now . Scooter: Dude, we're falling right out the sky! Patrick: [takes Magic Conch] Here, let me try. SpongeBob SquarePants 129 Karate Choppers. But instead you listened to a talking clam... [moves back to Club Squidward] that tells you nothing! Patrick eating a whole turkey in one bite. Whoo! SpongeBob: We've been stuck up here for three days. "SpongeGuard on Duty" The club always takes its advice before we do anything. [takes the Magic Conch from SpongeBob] Uh, hello there. Club SpongeBob is an episode from Season 3. You haven't eaten in days. SpongeBob, Patrick and Kelp Forest Ranger: Hooray for the magic conches! 9:27. Patrick: Where does he work? A big boy's gotta eat. Squidward: You've got to be kidding! SpongeBob: [whispering to Patrick] I don't know. Well, you can't have any. Loud Your Family Contest. Previous Oh, I'm lost! SpongeBob: Sorry, Squidward, but you couldn't get in even if you tried! Take that, SpongeBob and Patrick! The bug gets up, hits him with the stick, and runs off. Patrick: The shell knows all! [camera switches to an airplane falling out of the sky] Welcome Squid...! This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Club SpongeBob" from Season 3, which aired on July 12, 2002. Magic Conch, could Squidward have some of this yummy, delicious, super-terrific sandwich? Magic Conch: Nothing. Squidward: What's that? Welcome Squidward! Please tell me that didn't happen! Some kind of stupid secret code? Sad clowns... [laughs] sad... [laughs again] clowns. Well, I'll have you know that I am a member of over 20 different exclusive clubs all across the sea bottom! Stop! Independence Day – #MeraWalaIndia. Wat the Wusty Wab? [patting Squidward's head] As long as we stick together. Club SpongeBob is an ULTRA-famous episode of SpongeBob SquarePants. There's no room up here! Squidward: Oh. SpongeBob and Patrick: [laughs] Right after I consult the Magic Toenail. Spongebong and Packtrick use the power of the magic ganj to get out of the kelp forest. Magic Conch: [in a very insulting, sarcastic-like tone] No. The third season of the American animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants, created by Stephen Hillenburg, aired on Nickelodeon from October 5, 2001 to October 11, 2004, and consists of 20 episodes (37 segments). But Squidward forces his way in, "propelling" the clubhouse into the middle of nowhere. SpongeBob and Patrick: Praise the Magic Conch! Whoo! Patrick: We told you you wouldn't fit in. Magic Conch: Try asking again. Summary Short summary describing this episode. Directed by Walt Dohrn, Paul Tibbitt. SpongeBob SquarePants 131 Suds. Watch Now . Again! Something about his nose? [pumps fists in the air and starts laughing triumphantly but sees SpongeBob and Patrick] Huh? I'm starving here! Magic Conch: Neither. [they victory screech] Whoo! Patrick: [whispering to SpongeBob] What did he say? [SpongeBob and Patrick are sitting down doing nothing] Squidward: Oh, no. Encyclopedia SpongeBobia is a FANDOM TV Community. SpongeBob; Patrick; Squidward; Magic Conch Shell; Park Ranger Dialogue (Scene starts with Squidward coming out of his with a bicycle.He's off to work) (He passes a Beanstalk which has a treehouse in it and in it is SpongeBob and Patrick. He climbs the tree and gets inside. Watch Now . We can't just sit here and do nothing! Patrick: [building coffins] It's not? Patrick: Hmm... [happily] Could I have this yummy, delicious, super-terrific sandwich? Magic Conch: Nothing. It soon becomes clear that Squidward physically can’t squeeze into the clubhouse; his attempts to do so sends them catapulting into unfamiliar territory on the bottom of the sea. They are lost. Patrick: What happened? [camera zooms in on Squidward's head which deflates] Remember, we're a club! Squidward: Oh, why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery? Squidward: Oh, yeah, like that'll happen. It will consist of 13 half-hour episodes (268-280). © 2020 MegaCartoons. Airdate: A club member! [SpongeBob and Patrick still do nothing] Squidward: Well, this is stupid. Let’s Do The #KCAShake. Squidward, no, no, no! Later, he began to run fast and grew scared and started panting rapidly] What was that? Squidward: Give me that! Squidward: Where are we? SpongeBob and Patrick: [laughs] The three of … SpongeBob: Widward's woing to work. Squidward's face when finding out that even the rescue ranger was a member of that "magic conch club" was the FUNNIEST thing I've ever seen come out of a Spongebob episode to that date!!! Squidward: Oh, yeah? SpongeBob SquarePants 202 Squid's Day Off. Squidward: Can't you say anything else but no? It was also a volume by Anchor Bay Entertainment. [Scene starts with Squidward leaving his house on a bicycle while he hums a tune.] I'm gonna find my way back to sanity! The "Clubhouse" falls into the Kelp Forest] [Squidward starts getting enraged.] Shiva Challenge. Anyone there? SpongeBob and Patrick: [giggling] Oooohhhh! Squidward: There's my hat... and there's that, and here we go. 42a When Squidward happens by they tell him he can’t join the club because he wouldn’t fit in. Lucinamay 9675. [scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick still doing nothing. U.S. viewers (millions): Welcome Squidward! Magic Conch: I don't think so. Thanks to the magic of an underwater thunderstorm, our three Neanderthal friends discover fire. I'll never get out of here! [says this while cross-eyed and having two big teeth] It's Widward! Squidward: Nothing?! 9:09. Patrick: Yeah. SpongeBob SquarePants 220 Mermaidman and Barnacleboy III. With Lori Alan, Carlos Alazraqui, Dee Bradley Baker, Clancy Brown. Magic Conch, uh, I was wondering... uh, should I have the spaghetti or the turkey? [laughs] Moron... [laughs again] as a requirement. Are you ready, Patrick? This episode was hilarious IMO. Patrick: That's what we've been trying to tell you! SpongeBob: Oh, cheer up, Squid. Squidward: Well... this is the end. Squidweed isn't too happy about the whole situation. Magic Conch: Maybe someday. Squidward: [gasps] I'm saved! SpongeBob: Once a member, always a member! Hello? josemiguex Nov 1, 2019. [SpongeBob looks at Squidward wide-eyed] SpongeBob and Patrick: [victory screech] Mmm-mmm-mmm. SpongeBob: Why don't you ask... the Magic Conch, Squidward? You can't join! He climbs the tree and gets inside. How can that possibly help us? [head falls on the ground] Kelp Forest Ranger: [victory screech] We're lost! Stop, Squidward! Retrieved from "https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Club_SpongeBob/transcript?oldid=3284828". [grabs a stalk beside the one holding up the "Clubhouse" and pulls it while the other one is going down] I do not now, nor will I ever, want to be a member of your stupid club! 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